Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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