i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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