i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My cat gives me a boner
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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