It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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