Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I FOUND THE LEGS
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
not ubering you a puppy
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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