thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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