Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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