Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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