How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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