i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
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VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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