...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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