A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Someone shit on the floor
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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