i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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