Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize