I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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