Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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