I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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