guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
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He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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