Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
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And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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