I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
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