dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
