Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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