I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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