What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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