that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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