How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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