I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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