Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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