I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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