I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Is it because I queefed?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
