Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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