Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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