seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
Randomize
