I didn't shave. On purpose
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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