after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The air taste purple.
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