Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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