it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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