would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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