As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize