It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
