Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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