that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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