Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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