so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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