Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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