you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
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screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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