with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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