You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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