I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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