Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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