It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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