at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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